Found containers! Facebook marketplace way bigger than Craigslist here. ~$10k delivered with a crane that can stack them (I plan to build a bond-villian-worthy lair with a 40′ container atop a 20′, centered, no supports on ends).
Cuco will start excavation tomorrow finishing Tuesday latest, creating a 14mx126m access road and clearing ~63mx40m of my 10,000m2 lot… preserving the one giant cactus on that section. Total cost ~$600!
1. jetski out 
2. motorcycle out of truck into toy hauler 
3. motorcycle off toy hauler 
4. redneck paradise
And, big stuff is moved out of truck + jetski birthed from the toy hauler. Getting motorcycle out of truck via toy hauler ramp works surprisingly well!